1. the act of skirkification.
2. to explode (usually a living entity) characterized by a very gruesome and gory column of guts and remains.
3. to totally liquify (normally a human being) due to a tremendous amount of explosive force, either internally or externally. Common causes include panzerfaust, falling from a great altitude, dynamite, or airsrtike.
4. to explode in the game Return to Castle Wolfenstein.
Squedge: "I'm a lieutenant."
Doc: "I'm a medic."
Squedge: "There's no way to get out of our base, you step outside and you instantly skirkify!"
Doc: "Wanna try the tunnels?"
The recreational activity characterized by watching episodes of a critically acclaimed series by Aaron Sorkin intermittently between periods of underwater snorkeling.
"Hey, I've had the best day of Sorkineling in Hawaii!"
"Oh, nice! Was it a good episode of the West Wing? Did you see any sea turtles?"
1. A small suburb in Il. located just north of Chicago. Part of cook county.
2. Also the name of a 1981 movie about KKK trying to march though the area’s heavily Jewish-holocaust-survivor populated area of the same namesake
3. briefly mentioned in the 1995 movie "The Usual Suspects"
4. loction for filming parts of many John Hughes films.
You take a woman from behind (see doggy style) while she makes out with another woman (Spiderman style), who is lying on her back with her legs pointing away from you. You then lean forward while still thrusting and perform oral sex on the second woman. This requires a very long, inhuman torso. But I can do it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.