satchum

Northeastern USA slang for "male ejaculate".

The President sprayed hot satchum on her dress.

by bluebirdmemory August 27, 2006

Flat tire Sitch

When a chick finally gets dick but he only lasts 30 seconds

Eric finally put out but it was a flat tire Sitch.

by Alaskagirl May 23, 2015

Sitch

Situation = Sitch

This was the word they used in the iCarly ad on Nickelodeon through-out 2014

What's the sitch?
My older sister got pecked to death by ducks!
That sitch was in a movie.
Oh. NVM

by Awesome_One_ April 10, 2015

sitcum

A: A pornographic movie.

B: While seated, performing a genital outpouring while watching a (preferably) pornographic movie.

A: Have you seen lay the kat's new sitcum? It's suckdickulous
B: Goodness gracious, that acting, so much espirit, sans effete, naturally I sitcame on my monitor.

by imabirah July 17, 2009

busty sitch

risky, or bad situation, or a pickle as gramps would say.

you jizzed your pants? busty sitch!

by tit slap 5000 June 29, 2011

simchun

Used to describe extremely short and white individuals, characterised by an unexplanable sexual attraction to horny old caucasian men.Typically, a "simchun", also known as a "horny smurf", acts very queer and homosexual and speaks very weirdly under stress,but under this veneer lies a typically pre-pubescent young man with raging hormones wanting to put his typically bald phallus up various female's buttocks.

Don't be a simchun and leer at pigs.

by wankingprincess. May 13, 2006

Switchuation

It’s when a situation gets switched.

The pillow switchuation is in dissary when you moved.

by Squaredeez December 15, 2017