simchun

Used to describe extremely short and white individuals, characterised by an unexplanable sexual attraction to horny old caucasian men.Typically, a "simchun", also known as a "horny smurf", acts very queer and homosexual and speaks very weirdly under stress,but under this veneer lies a typically pre-pubescent young man with raging hormones wanting to put his typically bald phallus up various female's buttocks.

Don't be a simchun and leer at pigs.

simchun by wankingprincess. May 13, 2006

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Sitchunario

This is a hybrid term combining situation and scenario which expresses the definition of both terms equally.

When the situation or scenario is not clearly defined, we have a sitchunario.

The discussion was open for debate, yet the sitchunario was not clearly defined.

Sitchunario by Joe Warmelink September 7, 2007