Shwankin

1. To be totally awesome and be filled with awesomeness. To be chillin and having a good time.
2. Also can be said as "shwank".

1. Oh man erin and emmy are shwankin there heads off. THEY ARE SOO SHWANKIN!!!

2. Niki, Dani and becca are coming over in a sec to shwank.

by NikiPie June 1, 2007

Strangling the goose

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.

I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.

by Fi69 May 2, 2020

Garlic Shandling Burger

A burger flavored with garlic

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Garlic Shandling Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Shit schwaggling

The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.

“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”

“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”

by Doogaloog January 6, 2008

shwangin

When you are well-endowed.

Baby, im shwangin' with my 10 inches.

by Crisko January 7, 2005

Shwaning

When an old man tries to look up a young girls skirt without her noticing

A: I saw that perv shwaning that teenager!

B: Someone really should report him

by Jwc June 3, 2013

Swaggling

A young person who looks like they have swag, or openly admit they possess the lame ass power of "Swag". Commonly seen with snapbacks, wifebeater shirts and name brand sneakers. They often end up with STD's, children, prison sentences and all have a guaranteed job at McDonald's due to their lack of intelligence .

"We went to the McDonald's drive-through yesterday and some swaggling took our order, but first he took a selfie with his spatula"

by Fernie July 8, 2014