shwanginism

a form of government that mandates all citizens to engage in scatology amongst their peers on a daily basis.

Shwang: You, the people, are hereby mandated to scat fuck on a daily basis.
RJ: Sweeeeeettt I love shit. Shwanginism is awesome.

by Shwangerrrrr April 22, 2009

Shagginism

The process of worshipping Shaggy, commencing rituals in his name or spreading the word

Cultist: And now my son, are you prepared to accept Shaggy as your god, and commit to Shagginism?
Cultist 2: Yes father, Hail Shaggy!
All: Hail Shaggy!

by Harry Cokkin Mahand April 4, 2020