Shroasted

A combination of 'Shreked' and 'Roasted', therefore creating 'Shroasted'. Can be used in situations both of root words are appropriate.

Timmy: "2+3= 23"
Teacher: "No it's not, you moron! 2+3=5!"
Steve: "Shroasted!"

by 666satanislife666 November 12, 2014

junk shorts

Shorts that are so short you can get a clear and unobstructed view of every square inch of a guy’s junk.

The crowd was clearly hypnotized as he pranced around the stage in his hot pink junk shorts.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

pink shorts

a nickname for the boy we all fall for at the beach... tan, toned abs, confident, & adventurous

he makes you dream about what you two could be, a perfect summer beach fling.. if you had the balls to approach him that is

Imagine watching this sunset with pink shorts 👀👌

by ur b1tch July 1, 2020

youtube shorts

a cringe piece of shit that has no purpose. it only wastes your time.

guy: broooo, i scrolled for one hour on youtube shorts today
guy 2: OMG UR BACK! ITS BEEN ONE YEAR!
guy: what?

by thepersonwhoisreal January 16, 2023

Greedo shoots first

The greatest edit ever in the history of Star Wars, anyone who thinks different is a total moron!

Don't you just love the way he killed that man, it was like Greedo shoots first, dodging the man's attack before pulling of an attack of his own.

by 160 IQ Gungan January 14, 2013

Shotspree

When 3 or more males take turns to ejaculate on a females facial area. (Usually after multiple blow jobs).
Derives from: Cum shooting spree

Male 1: Last night was crazy after that blow job she gave us!

Male 2: Yea, definitely. She looked like she was wearing a Jason Mask after the Shotspree.

by dillowisitic June 23, 2009

short shorts

Extremely short shorts.

WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?
we wear short shorts.

by soliloquy June 28, 2005