Shebagging

When your woman straddles you and plops her boob in your mouth

I was lying on my back while she was shebagging me with her double D cups.

by blight September 12, 2005

Shoebatin

Masturbating to shoes and only shoes! not feet just the shoes. men and women are capable of doing this even though it turns out it is mostly men who do it.

Mr. Van Jameson was shoebatin all night in the closet full of shoes!!

by BADWOLF87 August 7, 2009

Shoebuggin

Meaning, extremely hype in some circumstances, also meaning annoying, or just jumping off the walls, can be compared to the word trippin.

" Yo my mom was "Shoebuggin", telling me to take out the trash."

" i was mad "Shoebuggin" when I found out that I got the job at the McDonalds."

by Jamie f Baby/ Semaj Broad September 29, 2012

Shoebaccan

A wise individual who wears items bought from shoebacca.com and is dedicated to maintaining an active lifestyle!

Just finished my morning jog, didn't let a little snow get in my way, like a true shoebaccan!

by inhabilis December 12, 2013

Shoemaggeddon

The day your entire collection of sneakers is stolen and sold by your ex GF, repoed, or put into storage for an extended stay in the penitentiary. A day seared into your head as you head to the penn in your orange jumpsuit and prison flip flops. The day that makes you cry yourself to sleep every night in jail until your overly amorous black roommate taps you on your shoulder to let you know its time for your nightly "duties" which involve no lubrication other than your tears.

Dark had his shoemaggeddon last night, he went to prison today lol

Oh he did haha i bet right now he's looking down at his prison flip flops in the shower as he gets taken again and again in the shower.

by N Barber November 14, 2014

Shebag

pronounced :She-bag

When a woman outwitted you and/or/ outdicked you in a arguement.

Male: "Can I get yo number girl?"
Girl:"Sorry but no, I have a boyfriend."
Male:"Your puss is loose anyways."
Girl:" No honey, your dick is small. Funny thing is I don't have a boyfriend."
2nd Male:" Oh man you just got shebagged."

by Jessielovesweed November 12, 2018

Shoeage

To own an over abundance of shoes

will you pick up your shoeage? I’m walking here!

by Kermitspinkfrog June 29, 2019