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The drinking of one's alcoholic beverage from one's shoe - as a fine or penalty for spilling some of said alcoholic beverage.
The fool spilt his own beer; he must take the rest as shoeage.
shoeage by DT5xx January 26, 2009
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To own an over abundance of shoes
will you pick up your shoeage? I’m walking here!
Shoeage by Kermitspinkfrog June 29, 2019
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When you cannot get through your door due to all of the pairs of shoes left in the way! Like sewage but with shoes!
Look at all the shoeage, can’t you put them away?
Shoeage by SammySwan October 29, 2019

text showage 

Typing something into an empty text message and showing someone that's right next to you, then handing it to them so they can type a response into the same message, used as an alternative to just talking to them, whether it be too loud or you just want some privacy, and just plain texting wouldn't do for whatever reason.
I was in the car with my boyfriend and his brother, so I gave him a text showage because I didn't want his brother to know what we were talking about.
text showage by Savage Protector. October 7, 2008

Shoegedy 

A immense tragedy that renders your favorite pair of shoes unwearable.
Hope: my room mate threw away my new pair of shoes when she was drunk cleaning last night!
Zana: omg! that's a shoegedy!
Shoegedy by hopegedy January 25, 2009

Shoegenic 

A person who can wear any pair of shoes and make them look good. Even when the shoes are ugly, they can still look amazing on that person.
He is very shoegenic
Shoegenic by itsghadoor January 14, 2020

Shmeageltron 

Shmeageltron is the expression of over excited-ness.
"I am at a shmeageltron level of excitement right now."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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