shoeage

The drinking of one's alcoholic beverage from one's shoe - as a fine or penalty for spilling some of said alcoholic beverage.

The fool spilt his own beer; he must take the rest as shoeage.

by DT5xx January 26, 2009

Shoeage

To own an over abundance of shoes

will you pick up your shoeage? I’m walking here!

by Kermitspinkfrog June 29, 2019

Shoeage

When you cannot get through your door due to all of the pairs of shoes left in the way! Like sewage but with shoes!

Look at all the shoeage, can’t you put them away?

by SammySwan October 29, 2019

text showage

Typing something into an empty text message and showing someone that's right next to you, then handing it to them so they can type a response into the same message, used as an alternative to just talking to them, whether it be too loud or you just want some privacy, and just plain texting wouldn't do for whatever reason.

I was in the car with my boyfriend and his brother, so I gave him a text showage because I didn't want his brother to know what we were talking about.

by Savage Protector. October 7, 2008

Shoegedy

A immense tragedy that renders your favorite pair of shoes unwearable.

Hope: my room mate threw away my new pair of shoes when she was drunk cleaning last night!
Zana: omg! that's a shoegedy!

by hopegedy January 25, 2009

Shoegenic

A person who can wear any pair of shoes and make them look good. Even when the shoes are ugly, they can still look amazing on that person.

He is very shoegenic

by itsghadoor January 14, 2020

Shmeageltron

Shmeageltron is the expression of over excited-ness.

"I am at a shmeageltron level of excitement right now."

by LockShoka Barrel May 7, 2010