Streetard

Your everyday normal person, who is not medically retarded, but acts in a way that makes you think, "man, that dumbfuck is retarded!" Used as to not offend medically retarded people.

Man, that fucker almost hit my car pulling out of the parking lot, what the streetard!

by SuperdyDuperty August 1, 2018

somertard

General description of the effects of incest behaviour from somersetians that can't talk properly

look at that guy over there to there where that to over there.

basically fucking mongo somertards

by 6fingerslayer April 5, 2019

shmeerda

Person with many gifted potential to stand above equals

this guys is good I bet he's a shmeerda

by G4510 February 3, 2020

Sharetard

A sharetard is someone who doesn't share anything with anyone.

Kristy: "Hey Amy, can i borrow your pencil crayons?"
Amy: "No!"
Kristy: "Amy you're such a sharetard!!!"

by kristylynnexo March 31, 2010

shrektard

One who has a resemblance of an ogre, smells like onions most of the time and is small minded.

Person 1:Did you guys see that shrektard?
Person 2: Omg, yeah! I told him to take a shower earlier, wtf!
Person 3: I think he did take a shower, he must have decided not to wash his hair.
Person 2: wtf is even the point of taking a shower?
Person 1: what is his deal? He's always so rude and un-showered...

by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

Shredtarded

Being so lean and shredded that is considered retarded.

Damn dude, you have been working out so much you are looking shredtarded.

by Roidthenoid September 27, 2012

Streetard

Book smart but street retarted

That kid is good at school but a streetard when it comes to real life

by Insta_vert December 28, 2015