shmata

A yiddish term for a rag, towel, or washclothes. You'll probably hear your jewish grandmother saying it

Get that damn shmata you shmuk!

by neil S April 27, 2006

shattered heart

when you have a broken heart so bad you are broken beyond repair that’s it, your depressed forever. no more fun, no more anything. you just don’t want to be in existence to the point where you stay at home everyday and struggle to just get your clothes on because you know there’s no meaning in what you do and there never will be

Friend1: ......
Friend2: Woah. you have a shattered heart?.. i’m sorry..

by FrostyBYT April 14, 2018

shattress

a dirty, shit on, old mattress

We found a shattress behind the motel.

by nrs March 11, 2005

shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

by SeanG March 20, 2008

Shattitude

A poor or unaccpetable attitude towards someone or something.

That teentool needs working on; he's got shattitude.

by Mr Henderson Smith February 24, 2009

shmalt

Shmalt is another word for busting a nut

I just shmalted on the floor

by Timmy Ewing November 8, 2019

Shattiq

Shattiqs are rage quitters in video games. Every time you are ahead of they'll just give up and rage quit. Shattiqs are known to get cheated on by people like Alex and luisa.

I pulled a shattiq when I was about to lose

by Suckmydickboi September 9, 2020