shlort

Term that refers to the penis of a small person or midget. The antonym of a shlong.

How do you know he doesn't have a shlong?

Look at him, he's a midget! He's gotta have a shlort!

by big anna December 29, 2009

Shlort

Short weiner. Total opposite of shlong

John boy has a shlort in his pantalones

by Brian aka Paul Wall baby July 1, 2005

shert

After engaging in Anal sex, a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart and sperm comes out (blend of sperm and fart). Often initially thought of as a shart, however after investigating, no shit is present, only sperm.

Last night my boyfriend and I engaged in anal sex. This morning I thought I sharted, but after going to the bathroom I realized I just sherted!

by bobbynut March 3, 2014

Sherty

Your main person a best friend

That’s my sherty over there in the black shirt

by Minnesota chicken October 25, 2017

shleter

Don't be it. You don't want to know why.

Wow, he was raped because he was shleter

by theleifster May 11, 2018

Shertique

Shertique is a word used to describe someone who is overly lazy. In some terms it can also be used to describe someone who makes fun of other people for their own personal gain.

"You never wanna do anything you're such a shertique"

"Stop making fun of her! You're only doing that for attention. You're such. A shertique.

by DIIEL March 18, 2019

Shlerk

Canned cranberry sauce. Named for the sound it makes when it comes out of the can.

Hey Uncle Joey, gimme a scoop of Stove Top and hack me off some shlerk.

by Cliff Gardner November 28, 2019