shlert

a girl with loose morals

"aye she's shagged half that fitba team, the wee shlert"

by Junior Mohawk June 9, 2007

Ivan Ang Shert Jie

A faggot who has hands drier than the Sahara's Desert sand. Due to this dryness, his hands are rougher than sandpaper, capable of smoothing wood 10x more efficient than sandpaper.

This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.

You: So who's coming to the party?
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.

by tissueforissues October 17, 2018

Shlort

A similar word to 'Shlong', but derogetory in suggesting a persons'shlong' is in fact, small or short.

"Suck my shlong, yo"
"Hahah, more like shlort"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

shwertay

An alternate to saying shvatzah, because some shvahs know what it means by now. This can be referred to as Yiddish ebonics, fools.

"Who do you get your shwag from?"

"Jarvis, that raggidy-ass shwertay."

by Charmeleons February 6, 2009

shleather

Any sort of low quality 'leather' product (aka shitty leather, or shleather) more often found on cheap discount furniture that seemed like a good deal at the time however it turns out the 'leather' couch they sold you for $400 tears off easily from bored children and insane kittens, eventually making you resort to filling in the bare spots with Sharpie because you're having an open house or a party and don't want people to comment on the craptastic fatigue of your furniture.

Her: This couch hasn't held up very well at all.
Him: It's because of the shleather it's made out of.
Her: What?
Him: Yeah, shitty leather. Shleather. It should be a crime.

by Sven Niscadae February 2, 2010

Shleet

Used to describe something good, enjoyable, or fun.

“Yo come over, tonight’s gonna be fun af”
“Sounds shleet, I’ll be there soon.”

by PMHS St. Aug FL November 19, 2018

Shlerd

A unique mixture of shit, vomit and cum. Often with a hint of piss.

Timmy: "Mom I "shlerded" in my pants again.
Mom: "Don't worry I'll clean it all up, AGAIN."

by Shlerdman August 12, 2017