shert

After engaging in Anal sex, a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart and sperm comes out (blend of sperm and fart). Often initially thought of as a shart, however after investigating, no shit is present, only sperm.

Last night my boyfriend and I engaged in anal sex. This morning I thought I sharted, but after going to the bathroom I realized I just sherted!

by bobbynut March 3, 2014

Ivan Ang Shert Jie

A faggot who has hands drier than the Sahara's Desert sand. Due to this dryness, his hands are rougher than sandpaper, capable of smoothing wood 10x more efficient than sandpaper.

This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.

You: So who's coming to the party?
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.

by tissueforissues October 17, 2018

shik-shert

A "shik-shert" is the female, non-Jewish soulmate of a Jewish person.

It is a portmanteau of Yiddish words "shiksa" meaning "non-jewish woman" and "bashert" meaning "destiny" (often used as slang for "soulmate").

I want to propose to my shik-shert, but I am afraid my bubbe will never speak to me again.

by anonymous_persons October 12, 2017

rapid shartation

Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....

After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.

by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

shart

When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.

I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.

by mistermic August 7, 2007

Sharth Vader

The leader of the Poo Empire. He's mostly a robot poo since he was burned to the poo crust on some weird fucking magma planet. However, like most hardened poo he has a soft and warm place inside for his son Poot Skywanker.

That Sharth Vader is one evil mother fucker. He breathes heavy and his breath smell like shit. Did you see when that giant wookie Poobacca got stuck to Sharth Vader like a giant dingleberry?

by shartilingus October 4, 2011

The Shart Rule

This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.

“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”

“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”

by Bowel movements of America July 13, 2021