Shitlord

A term used to define ignorant players with negative intentions for their team, often referred to as trolls.

“Well I saw him on cams standin’ over the dead body but he is a bit of a shitlord…” - Daithi De Nogla calling Yumi a shitlord

by KJDekka August 21, 2021

shitlord

A medallion constructed from Perling beads (known as "shit") arranged on a plastic pegboard (known as a "lord") and fused together with an iron (known as a "wizard wand"). Shitlords are believed by many practitioners of the dark arts to have many magickal properties, and are known to be very helpful to young sorcerers looking to enrich their mana pools. Often used to channel mystical energy from divine figures from beyond and useful in seances wherein a magician attempts inquiry with the Gridwizard.

He Who Dragged His Helmet, the sinister black knight and fabled lord of the lake of shitcockmonkeys, wore around his neck an enchanted chain adorned with an enchanted shitlord, which was bestowed upon him by Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness.

by turdsorcerer December 19, 2008

Shitcore

A genre of music, closely related to Nu-metal. It is difficult to objectively describe this genre without sounding like a complete cock-wad, so it is probably better to just list some band names instead.

Shitcore bands:
Linkin Park
Slipknot
Papa Roach
(Insert name of band that is a corporate piece of shit designed by some office dwelling record company executive to appeal to your average teenage idiot who is oblivious to what real music is.)

by o RevelatioN o May 19, 2008

shitlord

A person who behaves like a troll, but is acting genuinely. A person who may be loathsome but can be entertaining because they are so ridiculous. A person who is such a tool it can be imagined that they have some domain over shit itself.

Phil Fish, the developer of Fez
Donald Trump

Person 1: "I can't believe that guy picked Sniper, demanded middle, went 0-4 and left."
Person 2: "What a fucking shitlord."

A shitlord can be imagined sitting atop a shit hill on his shit throne, spewing diarrhetoric for unfortunate ears to hear.

by Decimus, the Galactic Devourer September 1, 2013

Spitzered

The ability to lose your prestigious, high profile, well paying job and the public's confidence, because you paid for sex.

Eliot was Spitzered by Kristen and the FBI.

by mecicon March 11, 2008

Shayzored

To get extremely heavily intoxicated. To the point in which memory impairment and loss of consciousness are apparent. Typically and commonly used on ones 18th Birthday

Guy 1: Bro how was your 18th?
Guy 2: Ahh dude got absolutely shayzored, don't remember much
Guy 1: thats how its supposed to be!!

by Andybotts May 21, 2015

SHIMZONED

SHIMZONED; when a female friendzones you but makes you think you still have a chance so you do her work for her and get a sneaky hand in every now and again

OH man ! that girl Seng, I think she SHIMZONED you :O

hey seng do you like shim... "No he's like a brother to me"
SHIMZONED

by NOT SHIM January 26, 2016