dumber than a box of brick shit

completly useless , waste of skin on a voyage to dipshit land.

That cop was dumber than a box of brick shit.
That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.

by pinhead77 December 15, 2008

shit a brick

to actually excrete a brick

Guy 1: Oh my God, who put A BRICK in the toilet?

Guy 2: Oh that was me... I had a bit of trouble getting it in there...

by loz July 1, 2003

Shit-a-Brick

Going insanely mad at something.

John: Aw man I ate Sally's last piece of cake.
Ron: Oh man she's gonna Shit-a-Brick.

by Lauchris August 1, 2010

Shit a Brick

A word that can be used as an expression of shock/anger, or in some cases an insult. This word most likely originated from the thoughts of pain from doing such a feat.

1.) Then she started sexting me, I almost "Shit a Brick" when I saw her nude body!

2.) Well, you can just go and "Shit a Brick"

by The Big KG August 15, 2012

shit a brick sideways

Extreme surprise or exasperation

Shit a brick sideways! That's the most pathetic effort possible.

by toona November 5, 2003

built like a brick shit house

Complimentary expression for a well endowed women that is "stacked" like M. Monroe.

Yes, I agree that she is "phat", built like a brick shit house.

by Ross Mcconnell August 12, 2006

shit a brick

When you poop a turd thats so heavy when it hits the toilet water spashes back on your booty. Nobody usually tells others when this has happen...especially females!

Can also mean an abnormally large turd. The kind that you make ugly faces trying to get it out...This usually happens when you've been constipated for a few days.

Man I shit a brick last nite...I'm still hurtin'!

by kristyrose2727 May 21, 2007