The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is the head of a prestigious research institute and is the recipient of a smack tonne of awards. Totalitarian in nature, The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is not to be trifled with, as she commands a small private army. It is best not to speak against her in terms of policy. That is an easy way to get expelled. While maintaining the minimum of student interaction, she successfully invaded the prestigious research institute's Student-run Union, and it is no longer student-run. The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson has an annual salary of approximately $5 million, as of 2016. Under President Obama, she sat as Chair of the President's Intelligence Advisory Board, and served on the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology.
Unfortunately, none of this is hyperbole or untrue. This fact just makes this sadder in nature.
Unfortunately, none of this is hyperbole or untrue. This fact just makes this sadder in nature.
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President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor
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Any type of cocktail or non-alcoholic beverage containing Rohypnol (roofies) or a cheaper substitute. It is used for the sole purpose of sexual assault, often on men.
Roger wasn't getting lucky last night so he gave some guy a dirty shirley temple and took advantage of him in the restroom.
by mixologist1 August 20, 2016
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by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017
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Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?
Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?
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"is she some kind of shirley?"
"yeah..but not that kinda shirley, she's actually kinda cool, kinda funny, kinda awesome"
"yeah..but not that kinda shirley, she's actually kinda cool, kinda funny, kinda awesome"
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