Stalker Shopper

A person that "hangs out" in retail establishments looking for random people to talk to about their beliefs or opinions. Topics can range from religious beliefs to the dangers of certain nutrients in their diet.

I have turned into a stalker shopper magnet. I can't go any where without a random person walking up to me and talking about some bizarre topic that I don't even care about.

by Lolita0891 April 13, 2014

Mystery shopper

Doing the lady from behind, pretending to fumble and fall out whilst your mate who was hiding in the wardrobe takes over. You run outside and tap on the window and when she looks up you wave.

My boyfriend surprised me last night with a mystery shopper. Lets just say he was so good my boyfriend has moved out and the shopper's moved in.

by Intrusion June 26, 2012

Last minute shopper

When a person decides to go shopping a few minutes before closing hour(often in a supermarket). Simply because nobody else is shopping at that time, or because they want to bother the staff with questions or something.

Example:
Worker: *cleaning up something, 2min to closing hour*
Customer: *entering with a trolley* Hello!
Worker: Hello! We are closing in 2 minutes, just fyi
Customer: I know, I will just get a few things
Worker: *thinking* Oh great! The last thing I need right now is another last minute shopper..

by tunezz January 19, 2015

Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.

Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.

by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee January 12, 2009

Walmart Shopper

A title or phrase used to describe a persons appearance as being very unkempt and cheap (not "tight on money" cheap, but "has no money" cheap.)

Skanky people can be walmart shoppers, however; not all walmart shoppers can be skanks, often times lacking the sluttiness that is required.

Sean: Hey dude look at that chick. I betcha I could tap that.
Jon: Yeah, you probably could, but why would you want to? She looks pretty ragged and poor.
Sean: I dont know, im horny and she looks easy.
Jon: dude, shes a fuckin Walmart Shopper... look at her!

by smolderingturd August 7, 2010

Satellite-Shopper

Used to describe a person who stands in the checkout queue while sending their friends/children (ergo: satellites)to get the items they wish to purchase.

I couldn't believe that bitch with the three friends stood in front of me in the checkout line, while they went off and brought back all the things she wanted to buy. So rude!

by Chiron DeMolis January 8, 2005

Shopper's Hair

when you go shopping a lot and when you try on a lot of shirts and then look in the mirror...your hair is all messed up

I got Shopper's Hair because i was in a hurry to try on all the shirts in that store, now i really need a brush

by Lizbeth77 June 12, 2008