Shartarrhea

When you thought you farted and then thought you might have sharted, but actually you had shartarrhea.

My wife had a colonoscopy and fell asleep. Suddenly she woke up when she thought she farted, then she thought she might have sharted, but actually she had shartarrhea.

by FloridaFour April 26, 2019

Starmarkilte

Think of trying to be the best way

Boss baby everyone wants to be number one baby but no one cares about the starmarkilte

by yInGyOnG March 22, 2020

Shartard

a person who talks so much nonsense, believes their own bullshit and thinks everyone else does as well

Oh, listen to that shartard, she talks so much shit, she's like sharting out of her mouth the retard

by randall ray October 5, 2020

shartmaster.69420

Genderfluid lesbian obsessed with naegami that lives on my for you page and spills facts

shartmaster.69420: cool people make me an urban dictionary page

by LESBIANSLOVEKUGIEKIZUCHI September 6, 2021

shartmama

When a woman is so hot you uncontrollably Shart your pant.

Woah, Taylor swift is such a shartmama!

by Shartmama #2 November 21, 2021

ShartMan

The act of crapping your pants when your talking to some smoking hot woman

"I cannot belive that I busted out as ShartMan last night when I was talking to Sonja"

by eacable September 15, 2007

Shartwork

When your poop forms into a beautiful image floating in the toilet.

I went for my morning poo and got up to see the Mona Lisa from my droppings. It was a wonderful piece of shartwork.

by The Loose Stool March 12, 2010