shartmama

When a woman is so hot you uncontrollably Shart your pant.

Woah, Taylor swift is such a shartmama!

by Shartmama #2 November 21, 2021

shartmare

1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.

2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream

"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"

by Paddow101 September 12, 2016

shartmart

When shopping at Wal-Mart and think you have to fart. Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

by 76Gutz May 15, 2018

shantumama

A religous zealot witch doctor, who is frequently seen waving a large stick. Has a full length song credited to him called "What is shantu? Please don't curse me."

Man, shantumama talked so much shit yesterday, he remings me more and more of rafiki. And where has rafreaky gone to yo.

Shantumama spits the mic with authority.

by deergoose September 20, 2006

Shamama

Arabic. Feminine. A name meaning "beautiful fragrance".

Shamama "Queen Mother" is also the female incarnation of Buddha. As in the Buddhas of Bamiyan.

Shamama is a girl I met.

Her name was Shamama.

by truthspeaks88 July 30, 2013

Shamamalay

Pronounced (Sha-Mama-lay)

The word you say when you do not know how to pronounce chamomile.

“I see some shamamalay in your cabinet”

by Onion.Onion December 29, 2022

Shartabate

Accidentally shitting while matsturbating. Usually done just before orgasm when full relaxation is reached.

I was too horny to take a shit before I rubbed one out. I accidentally shartabated right before I blew.

by Benny the Pig October 26, 2010