schumertl

An excretion of warm fuzzy smegma from a males uncircumsized appendage.

"Isaac Shannon-jahnsen took a large load of Schumertl over his face"

by Flemsip June 25, 2017

Scrumel

a fight, a disagreement, an argument, or heated discussion that does not resort to any type of physical altercation or fight

The scrumel between Sabi and her parents was indeed heated and intense, but both parties remained at ease and civil.

by Hootch&Beans January 4, 2019

scrumear

n. Deformed ear created by the crush of a rugby scrum damaging the cartilage of the ear.

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Nice scrumear! You blokes know about helmets? Right?

by gnostic3 October 14, 2019

Schumer

When you wipe and you really want to get clean but you had something funky for lunch and no matter how much you wipe, it doesn't seem to work. That kind of shit is a Schumer

Sorry babe I missed the whole movie but I just had a Schumer to take care of. Now I have carpel tunnel from the repetitive motion.

by Dogplorable March 30, 2020

Schumer

From the name of the unfunny commedian Amy Schumer, it indicates someone who is not funny but still tries to make people laugh, without success, and whose technique consists in repeating words like "pussy" and "vagina" hundreds of times and stealing jokes.

Amy : "Pussyyyy, vagina, you should have died instead of your friend..."
Person: What a Schumer. Boooo

by ledzeppolen May 18, 2020

schumeric victory

Taking an easily won political victory when your party is in the majority, then instead of building on it and moving forward, you turn back and rat-fuck yourself, your party, and the people you represent.

Senate Majority Leader Schumer won the vote to call witnesses in Donald Trump's second impeachment, which would have been publicly devastating for the Republicans, and then turned it into a schumeric victory by deciding to call zero witnesses.

by Ian M. Noone February 13, 2021

Schumer Humour

A phrase that is said or given out loud when an individual makes an unfunny remark or joke- That of something Amy Schumer would make.

Teacher: What is the day today?
Person#1: Febuary 11th
Person #2:SCHUMER HUMOUR!!!!

by ThatCurlyHairedKid March 11, 2021