scyume 

How ghetto wild animals attemp to utter "excuse me" in their fucked up drunken toddler speech

"Scyume" the 38 year old nigress blurted out rudely as she waddled through the back of house at the popeyes she is a crew member at

scyume by 88Ihh14 February 8, 2024

Amy Schumer

The definition of cringe.

Bus: (crashes)
Person1: That was almost as big a wreck as Amy Schumer‘s career.

Amy Schumer by AxolotlGod February 1, 2021

Amy Schumer

is not funny.

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

Amy Schumer by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

Amy Schumer Theory by genderfenderbendergander May 2, 2021

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

Amy Schumer by ReadyLife November 17, 2018

Amy Schumer

Verb
Attacking them with a vile stench, typically coming from below you waist

“Damn, this bitch Amy Schumered me.”
“Shit, Kyle. Veronica is nasty.”

Amy Schumer by Need That For My Math Class March 1, 2022

scume 

1. To pardon oneself, as to interrupt or get another's attention;
2. The amalgamation of the words "excuse" and "me", as spoken in urban environments.

Scume, how much is this radio?

scume by NRebb October 4, 2010