Scrotily 

like totally, only, SCROTUM. Also: Scrotes McGotes.

Paula: Hey, are you going to that party?
Tom: Scrotily!

Scrotily by UWlover December 12, 2011

Scrotinize 

When a disgusting male pervert (a.k.a. "scrote") scrutinizes a woman with obvious lust (often accompanied by dry humping the air or touching his unit through his pocket), he is scrotinizing her.

I was sitting on the Metro, minding my own business, when this homeless perv stands right in front of me and starts to reach deep in his front pocket, grunt and scrotinize me all over.

Scrotinize by MikhailRWI November 30, 2011

scrotalarm 

When the toilet plugs during a courtesy flush of poo and the water level rises to contact your scrotum. This gives you an early warning and a chance to prevent a disastrous overflow. The scrotum should be cleaned thoroughly after activation.

Dude, what happened in there we are going to be late!

Sorry man but my scrotalarm went off during a courtesy flush. I had to plunge and get a shower to reset and clean the alarm point. SOP, Standard Operating Procedure.

scrotalarm by rcbadger May 21, 2013

Scrotified

Fortified in a male way, big balls.

Dude! he crawled right over that razor wire- he is scrotified!

Scrotified by burrhead October 7, 2016

Scroticism 

Synonym of “pussification”; pussy is strong (can take a beating), scrotums are weak (can not take a beating).

The scroticism (vs the pussification) of America has resulted in folks that think they deserve a job without submitting a resume (insert eye roll)

Scroticism of America means having your mother schedule appointments for you after 18 years old.

Scroticism of America means that you don’t have to check yourself, and I can blame any of my own fuck ups on anyone besides myself.

Scroticism by JeMel13 May 25, 2023

scrotula 

A dedicated spatula used to unstick the scrotum from one's leg.

A portmanteau of SCROTum and spatULA.

Damn it's hot today, looks like I'm gonna have to pull out the scrotula again

scrotula by ScrotGoat July 22, 2023

scrotilius quagmire 

a self or mutual indulgence into scrotal fascination or stimulation

I fell into a scrotilius quagmire

scrotilius quagmire by bodkin77 March 1, 2009