Scheissberg

(noun) Refers to the formation of a large mound of human faeces in the toilet bowl such that its peak reaches above the water level. It may or may not threaten to make contact with the defecator's nether-regions due to its immensity.

From the German word Scheiße (meaning shit) and the English Iceberg.

"Gee... I should have flushed half-way through that number-twos session! I nearly hit a Scheissberg."

by RoadsScholar53 May 29, 2009

schwissy

describing something that is overly gelatinous

that jello is looking quite schwissy.

by Schwissiestgirlyet August 5, 2010

scheisse

Basically, German word for shit. Many uses. Also used as 'fucking (something)'

Mein scheiss computer ist im arsch. (My fucking computer is fucked up in the ass).
So 'ne Scheisse! (that's fucked up!)
Dieser scheiss typ hat mich nicht angerufen. (This fucking guy didn't call me)
Ask the nasty lunch lady what's for lunch, and she could say: "Scheisse mit Reis" (shit on rice)

by dFotze October 4, 2006

scheiss reich

The Bush administration. Because it's shitty and uses Hitler-esque rhetoric.

Miranda rights? Privacy laws? Oh wait, we're living under the scheiss reich.

by pioneer white September 9, 2005

Scheissekopf

German, English translation literally meaning "shit head".

Er ist ein Scheissekopf.
He is a shithead.

by matteo945 December 22, 2008

scheisscream sandwich

The act of consuming an ice cream sandwich while taking a shit. Derived from the German scheisse and the American ice cream sandwich

Man, some people think it's gross to eat and shit at the same time..but i'm a proud member of the Scheisscream Sandwich Club

by esing002 October 16, 2008

Scheissenwagen

A shitty car or a car that smells like shit.

Hey look at Marco driving his scheissenwagen. He needs to get a new car he's had that thing for years.

by Biohazard970 June 14, 2018