Schwasted

A wasted shlore (a slut whore)

The schwasted bride went home with the best man!

by smurfy100 November 8, 2009

schwastered

the act of getting extremly drunk

You were so schwastered last night

by jukshe March 17, 2009

schwasted

the condition of being inebraited, particularly likely in cananda, symptons include stumbling, vomiting, and being escorting out of clubs and bars by staff members

Why is Ashley always schwasted?
Please don't kick us out for being schwasted.

by jules March 11, 2004

schnasty

A word my friends and I came up with, originally "snasty", a slur of "that's nasty". Like "bad", it can be used with either a good or a bad connotation, meaning either "yuck!" or "sweet!"

Dude, that was so schnasty, do it again!

by SouthwestHaHa August 30, 2004

schwasted on life

The act of acting completely drunk and hyper (or being mistaken for a drunk) when completely sober. Truly defined when running down random halls on a weeknight or doing cartwheels down the sidewalk and having "drunk girls" hooted at you.

"Wow, it's a Wednesday night and we are schwasted on life"

by Sam Greenberg November 10, 2007

schwafty

Something that is neat, nifty, keen, and novel, all rolled into one.

Bob: "Did you know that there is an Acme place down the road? They deliver pizza, beer, and cigarrettes!"

Joe: "Wow, that's pretty schwafty!"

by s13g3 January 28, 2006

shwasty

drunk with swagger

lets get shwasty this weekend and meet up with some pretty ladies!

by suacyonsundays August 12, 2012