Schrimt

It's a Norwegian slang word from Sandefjord in Norway. It means good, best, pretty, sexy, and other good stuff. It's a pretty all-around word; you can use it to anything that's good.

"Wow, that shoot was really schrimt," or "look at that schrimt gir!" or maybe even "Hey! I had a schrimt time last night".

by Fullviti April 21, 2005

shriveled dick cold

When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up.

Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"

by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009

shriv

A rude, thoughtless, and abrasive person with poor taste. Derived by reference to shriveled testicles and/or wrinkles on the male genitals.

That guy we met at the party last night was such a fucking shriv.

by Zeke September 5, 2004

shrivel

What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.

My nutsack shriveled when I saw the old guy bang the old lady.

by PaperMachete December 28, 2005

Shriv

Going without sex for more than two weeks.

Brenna hasn’t had sex in at least month, she is really shriv

by 302guy December 11, 2018

scrivens

a totaly hot babe, with great style and is amazing in bed.
shes in to deep porn and crazy leather fetishes

ellie- dude, scrivens was totaly insane last night!
sarah- i know i have the scars to prove it!

by ellieleebaby April 8, 2009

schive

the act of going into a complete state of vegetation and uselessness

Me and Kev were totes schived in our economics lecture today. We might have paid attention for 3 seconds total.

by Chris Vasileff February 8, 2010