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The pottery barn is having a half off sale, I'm going to go there and pick up a schnarfy.

Check our those schnarfies!

Dude check it out...Schnarfage, 3 o'clock!
by Evan Bingham February 1, 2006
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schnarf

To spray one's drink out of one's nose as the result of sudden laughter.
I schnarfed my chocolate milk when the mouse ran up the lunch lady's leg.
by tikaro May 29, 2003
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Schnaffle

to steal, borrow or apprehend with malicious intent.
"Jonesy only went and schnaffled a goose"
"Jammers had schnaffled before but couldn't comprehend the goose"
by James-C March 7, 2008
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Schaufler

Popular German surnam that means cross-eyed farmer. Schauf- german for farming tool (Shovel). Immigrants from the 1830s to the midwest, mostly IL. Furthermore,Scholars have noted that the German's are responsible for a person's ability to become cross-eyed. There is even reason to believe that crop circles are the result of a farmer of German decent who wandered around in circles while tilling. Many girls of German decent are gorgeous, but they have this flaw.
Is that hot girl lookin at me, you, or that guy behind her? I dunno dude, she's a Schaufler and its creepin me out.
by loopvinny84 February 9, 2009
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Schnarf

Someone who is a complete dumbass and thinks he looks cool when he really looks like a dumbass
That kid wearing his hair in a man bun, looks like a fucking schnarf
by pete snake October 7, 2017
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schnafte

a german word for cool or awesome
"Schnafte!" - "Awesome!!"
by coldwarkid February 16, 2009
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schnarf

It's white and before you, soon it will line your nasal cavity, schnarfed it shall be.
I just schnarfed that shit...
by Sjiraff May 29, 2019
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