schmalstieg

a small trek.

Meghan: "Hey, wanna go on a hike?"

Laura: "How about a schmalstieg?"

by alphagenius June 23, 2012

schmaelz

The kid who picked his nose in Caddy Shack and then ate it.

Nice pick, Schmaelz!!

by navillus March 31, 2004

schmauxx

here; in the area of; at the present time

Come schmauxx and read me a bedtime story.

by scunt February 8, 2008

schmau

something used to fill words in
expression of joy
used during boredum

shes a freaking schmau in bed,
SCHMAU!!! :)
mother f*ing schmau

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

schmalfuss

Schmalfuss originates from two words, "schmal" and "fuss"

To schmalfuss is to kick up an unnecessary fuss or trouble about nothing. Schmal comes from small(and fuss from fuss.) It is used in conversation regularly when describing menstrual or pregnant women who are making trouble out of nothing. To make a mountain from a molehill. To make something from nothing.

Stop bitching about every little thing! Good god, you are practically a schmalfuss!

by Phil Anthropist July 23, 2007

schmale

a german guy living in scunthorpe. has attained legendary status after a friend fucked his mother, then all his friends made t-shirts bearing the phrase "i fucked schamles mum", with a photo printed on the shirt.

I fucked schmales mum.
Schmale I fucked your mum.

by S&K July 14, 2006

schmullin'

Really milking a job.

Russal is really schmollin" it today

by erkive January 26, 2004