schlemboya

a combination of nostalgia and fatigue

this dinner is making me feel a strong feeling of schlemboya.

by mullizu February 22, 2022

bone schlendi

A term used for a "Boner" of a large magnitude.Usually enacted by a fine woman, sometimes a man, depending on what floats your boat.

Man: Darn, she has a fatty!
Man's Hommie: I know dawg i got a fat bone schlendi!
Man: Fucking gross, put that away ew.

by Bsjd I. July 28, 2018

Schleepy Schnitzel

The act of tracing your own pecker on the face of a tall german who is sleeping inside of a moving volkswaggen, preferebly a jetta. The sleeper must awake and have no idea the tracing is there. Upon discovering the tracing the tracee must not imediatly be able to tell what is drawn on his face.

There is no requirement to trace your balls, however doing so could constitute an Uber-Schleepy Schnitzel.

Hey man, so buddy falls asleep open mouth in my jetta and we totally schleepy schnitzel'ed him! it was awesome he just looked in the mirror and was like "wtf"

by Samuel Leblanc September 25, 2009

schleepy

In a state of tiredness but wanting to sound cute at the same time.
Can also be used when one cannot be bothered.

- "Do you want oral?"
- "I'm Schleepy...."

by JD and coke August 20, 2006

Mick Schauer

Mick is a musician, currently playing Hammond organ for the rock band Clutch. He is a native of Prince George's County, Maryland, The United States of America, northern hemisphere, Earth, solar system of the Sun, western spiral-arm of the Milky Way galaxy.
He is tallish, blonde, an Eagle Scout, and of German descent.

Mick Schauer melted my face last night at the Clutch show. Was that a Leslie speaker on his Hammond organ? Righteous.

by MrPHP July 8, 2006

Schlem

A wet fart, a fart in which upon being expelled from the anus, carries with it ass juice. Leaving your undergarments caught in the crossfire. A schlem can be due to relaxed sphincter muscles, i.e. bum love. If you are unfortunate enough to suffer a schlem, do not try and salvage your underwear, make sure you dispose of it!

"Aw man i've got 'schlem' juice running down my leg!"

"I hear Ian 'schlems' so bad, he has to wear a sanitary towel!"

by Jamie Carberry November 16, 2007

schlemiel

A person so inept even inanimate objects pick on them.

Don't let that schlemiel touch anything. If it doesn't break he will hurt himself or both.

by Frank Lisa August 8, 2006