schlud 

an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples

Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.

schlud by shyjason September 5, 2005

Schaub'd 

Verb, past tense. In reference to Matt Schaub, former NFL quarterback.

1. Greatly underthrew a deep pass to an open receiver. Usually to Andre Johnson and usually allowed the defender to get in better position.
2. Turned into the fetal position in the QB pocket after facing the slightest bit of pressure. A defender in the general vicinity is not required. Also called "turtling."
3. Threw an interception for a touchdown, or a "pick six."

4. Deleted one's twitter account, usually after being sick of dealing with vitriol and trolls.

1. Andre was wide freaking open but he Schaub'd it!
2. Dwight Freeney just touched his jersey and then he totally Schaub'd.
3. Well, he Schaub'd another one to Richard Sherman.
4. Yeah I couldn't take all the trolls dude, I Schaub'd my account.

Schaub'd by SportsRV November 7, 2013

schlu 

The act of throwing or moving something in a slow and/or smooth way.

It can be seen as a more delicate form of "yeet".

He asked me for a rubber so I schlud it over.
Wait, now it's gonna schlu up there smoothly.

schlu by Johennis Zanda July 3, 2021

schlob on a knob 

to give head or a blow job to a guy

Brandon wants Steph to schlob on his knob.

schlob on a knob by Kal January 3, 2004

Schleub 

To hoodwink or otherwise get the best of another person...To effectively carry out a prank.

Wow, do you think I can schleub my wife with the story about my broken toe to get a bit of TLC ?

Schleub by Dr. Click November 12, 2011

schlob 

To suck vigorously, insatiably .

Bob schlobbed my nob with a fury.

schlob by jizzlebertus July 24, 2003

Schlue 

A name for a heavy drinker, usually of German origin.

Ted"Never try to out drink a schlue, you'll always lose"

Schlue by AuddieWater May 28, 2014