15 definitions by Kal

Internet slang for the word tool similar in definition but does not relate to male body parts.

1. Being a complete Moron/Asshat

2. Doing something stupid at anothers transgression withut realising it

3. losing in a game due to your own fault, loser.
Man, your such a t00l

You t00l got 0wn3d
by Kal March 23, 2004
The wrong way to spell the name of Microsoft's home console, the Xbox.
"There's no hyphen in the word Xbox, you douchebags."
by Kal November 30, 2004
to give head or a blow job to a guy
Brandon wants Steph to schlob on his knob.
by Kal January 3, 2004
n., jubilation, hooray, sweet momma yes. Derived from a Mrs. Huggbees. Was a running gag throughout an episode of "Freakazoid". It's also damn fun to say.
"Oh, so you think you can escape me?"
by Kal November 26, 2003
Queen Victoria's birth day, May 24th, is a statutory holiday in Canada and the first long weekend since Easter. It is the traditional weekend during which one opens 'the camp' (cottage), and signifies the start of summer (and Blackfly season) in Canada. The reference to 'two-four' rather than 'twenty-fourth' is a Canadian inside joke refering to the obligatory case(s) of 24 bottles of beer, or 'two-fours' required to celebrate the opening of the camp and to steel one's courage against the blackflies and the mice that will have settled into the camp since it was closed in the fall.
"Did ya go to the Beer Store and get a couple of two-fours for camp? It's May two-four, eh, and there'll be a lineup!"
by Kal May 26, 2004
1. the greatest guitarist and coolest guy ever, until he allowed puff daddy to desecrate his greatest song, kashmir, and then hugged him on saturday night live.
2. the ultimate riffmaster of all time
did you hear that jimmy page sold out and let puff daddy pay him to re-do kashmir? That sucks!
by Kal May 4, 2004
muscle in ur bumhole that acts like a railroad switch tie to direct the output
1.if u tickle my bumhole, i may poop, or fart
2.I was peeing and my sphincter caused me to flatulate
by Kal August 9, 2004