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bloody scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly, this shital is crazy!
by skittlepatle November 8, 2022
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Schizenhaumer

1)Replacement for a swearword, is a cross between german and gobbledegook. Is often said in one's head as it sounds extremely stupid when said out loud.
2) very stupid name for a butler.
1)Oh, schizenhaumer, I left the oven on.
2)Oh, schizenhaumer, I left the oven on. can you go and turn it off for me?
by Daniffer October 17, 2005
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Schweizer Bakery

The Schweizer Bakery is similar to a dutch oven. It is the act of farting in a car and then immediately stepping out and closing the door, trapping the other occupants of the vehicle in with your ass gas. This is most effective when you're stopping somewhere briefly, i.e. a store, to run in briefly while others are inclined to wait in the car.
Dave pulled into the quicky mark to buy a slurpee. His girlfriend said she would wait in the car--and he totally trapped her in the Schweizer Bakery!
by tacotuesdays3 March 27, 2009
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Scheiße! Scheisse!

Scheiße! Scheisse! Is a shouting word on german which stands for "shit!".
by Ron B.W.V. October 21, 2008
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German Scheizer Porn

Pornographic films that include erotic defecation by two or more Germans. The most common of these films is known infamously as "2 Girls 1 Cup."
Boy 1 - "Ewwwwww, is that one being crapped on?"
Boy 2 - "Ya, this is some ****ing German Scheizer Porn. It's

****ing hot though, right?"
Boy 1 - "No dude! What the **** is wrong with you, yo?"
by TehBestOfTehInternetz July 20, 2009
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Scheiße

A German cuss word meaning shit.
Also used to express astonishment.
by Snoo October 1, 2005
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scheibe

A cool ass last name- German based. But when spelled with the German B, means shit.
"That dude must be a scheibe"
by Ameei January 22, 2014
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