A flying saucer is a sexual act involving a man, a woman, a bench, and a tire swing.
The woman sits in the tire swing, with bare ass exposed through the bottom. The man lies underneath the swing on a bench whose height is carefully selected to permit intercourse without chafing. After successful penetration, the man spins the tire with his hands and the woman may elect to simulate spaceship sounds.
The woman sits in the tire swing, with bare ass exposed through the bottom. The man lies underneath the swing on a bench whose height is carefully selected to permit intercourse without chafing. After successful penetration, the man spins the tire with his hands and the woman may elect to simulate spaceship sounds.
Dude, your sister took me to the schoolyard last night and gave me a flying saucer. I have a bit of chapped cock, but on the whole, it was intergalactic!
by ADJLB February 22, 2009
Get the flying saucer mug.Saucery (adj): The practice of obtaining a constant state of saucin.
Saucin (adv): To sauce
Sauce (verb): Acts of righteousness in repetition
Sauce (noun): A deal
Sauce (interj): A remark; expressed with emotion
Coolin it (verb): Relaxation at it's finest; enjoying life in the simplest way
Deal (adj): Giving approval and recognition to a situation
Deal (noun): An item in which one desires to obtain at that exact moment in time
All definitions complete the idea of Saucery. One is not complete without the other; each others puzzle pieces; necessary to explain.
Saucin (adv): To sauce
Sauce (verb): Acts of righteousness in repetition
Sauce (noun): A deal
Sauce (interj): A remark; expressed with emotion
Coolin it (verb): Relaxation at it's finest; enjoying life in the simplest way
Deal (adj): Giving approval and recognition to a situation
Deal (noun): An item in which one desires to obtain at that exact moment in time
All definitions complete the idea of Saucery. One is not complete without the other; each others puzzle pieces; necessary to explain.
"Ay Beatrix, Wilhelmina, what y'all on?" Agnes asks Beatrix and Wilhelmina
"Saucin..."
"Eee cooooliiing."
"Taco Tuesday. Lehh go. My treat." says Beatrix with pride
"Saaaauce! I'm ready!" Wilhelmina exclaims
The level of saucery Beatrix has maintained, is and always will be, the most trill.
Wilhelmina finds it easiest to just cool it.. to, not deal.
- "No deal/Not dealing": Showing zero recognition to the situation and knowledge at hand. -
Alas! Human auto pilot engages. See: idgaf
2 steps ahead tip.. Try your best to swerve on any type of fuckery.
What you define as deserving is up to your own individual perception.
If you were to fall into a fuckery-like state:
1. Decrease in saucery level (FAIL)
2. Drink some cold water
3. Masturbate
4. Shower
5. Asleepyness
Don't play, when it comes to saucery.
There's levels to this shit.
"Saucin..."
"Eee cooooliiing."
"Taco Tuesday. Lehh go. My treat." says Beatrix with pride
"Saaaauce! I'm ready!" Wilhelmina exclaims
The level of saucery Beatrix has maintained, is and always will be, the most trill.
Wilhelmina finds it easiest to just cool it.. to, not deal.
- "No deal/Not dealing": Showing zero recognition to the situation and knowledge at hand. -
Alas! Human auto pilot engages. See: idgaf
2 steps ahead tip.. Try your best to swerve on any type of fuckery.
What you define as deserving is up to your own individual perception.
If you were to fall into a fuckery-like state:
1. Decrease in saucery level (FAIL)
2. Drink some cold water
3. Masturbate
4. Shower
5. Asleepyness
Don't play, when it comes to saucery.
There's levels to this shit.
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Get the Brown Saucer mug.I hooked up with Rachel last night and I cracked the saucer.
My girl likes me to crack the saucer.
My cell mate bent over so I had no choice but to crack the saucer.
My girl likes me to crack the saucer.
My cell mate bent over so I had no choice but to crack the saucer.
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Get the Saunterd mug.1. To take advantage of one's slightly superior position at an office by making desperate and nonsensical comments to younger women in the hope that they will be naive enough to find it cute.
2. Unleashing one's alcohol-fueled loneliness leaving the recipient sexually victimized to an extent that recalls the effect of being sodomized by a step-father or likewise quasi-authority figure.
3. To prevent the matriculation of male trainees to full-time employment as a means of not diluting one's pussy pond.
4. To grow a salt and pepper goatee; to view open rejection as flirtation.
2. Unleashing one's alcohol-fueled loneliness leaving the recipient sexually victimized to an extent that recalls the effect of being sodomized by a step-father or likewise quasi-authority figure.
3. To prevent the matriculation of male trainees to full-time employment as a means of not diluting one's pussy pond.
4. To grow a salt and pepper goatee; to view open rejection as flirtation.
1. Michael: Wow, look at the hat you're wearing, I am genuinely impressed with your ability to warm yourself.
Girl: Please stop smelling your hand.
2. Girl 1: Hey, why are you hiding behind the corner?
Girl 2: Michael is hovering around my station if I get Sauterized one more time tonight I'm going to need to get a rape kit done and then join an improv comedy troupe.
3. Girl 1: What happened to that hot hipster with the big teeth, I haven’t seen him around?
Girl 2: Michael trained him.
Girl 1: God! Why does he have to Sauterize every possible sex partner? He has turned this place into a wasteland of Spanish speaking homos and muffin-top slampigs. Why can't he just go home and let his dog lick on his salt and pepper beard while he masturbates to Gossip Girl?
Girl 2: He has a dog?
Girl: Please stop smelling your hand.
2. Girl 1: Hey, why are you hiding behind the corner?
Girl 2: Michael is hovering around my station if I get Sauterized one more time tonight I'm going to need to get a rape kit done and then join an improv comedy troupe.
3. Girl 1: What happened to that hot hipster with the big teeth, I haven’t seen him around?
Girl 2: Michael trained him.
Girl 1: God! Why does he have to Sauterize every possible sex partner? He has turned this place into a wasteland of Spanish speaking homos and muffin-top slampigs. Why can't he just go home and let his dog lick on his salt and pepper beard while he masturbates to Gossip Girl?
Girl 2: He has a dog?
by Anette Nora January 8, 2009
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