1. (n) A conversation which takes place between two or more people, often close acquaintances, possibly after sex, which is so awash in sarcasm that it may be utterly baffling to any passers-by who happen to be listening in.
Typical sargasm:
Dude, have you heard about that up-and-comer Meagan Fox?
Yeah, she's too fat and ugly to ever make it in showbiz, though. She better stick to those Oscar-bait indie films.
I know. I also heard she's planning on staying chaste till marriage. And she's a man.
Dude, have you heard about that up-and-comer Meagan Fox?
Yeah, she's too fat and ugly to ever make it in showbiz, though. She better stick to those Oscar-bait indie films.
I know. I also heard she's planning on staying chaste till marriage. And she's a man.
by BIG_PAPA69 July 12, 2010
(n) sarcastic remarks during or immediately following sexual acts that conclude with an orgasm or climax.
Alice rolled her eyes when Jeff finally rolled off of her, and fed him an exasperated sargasm, "Wow, that was *so* good, Jeff. I just . . . loved it when you bit my ear."
by RJ O'Dresdin V February 18, 2013
by L Desi January 29, 2008
Pretending to have an orgasm during sex and then showing that you didn't climax in order to hurt the self esteem of your sexual partner.
by Nikoliah November 06, 2011
(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.
Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.
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Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.
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by el whispering eye October 14, 2010
Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!
Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?
Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!
Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?
Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.
by Muff Garbage October 19, 2010
Girl 1: "Hey so how was last night with Edward?"
Girl 2: "lets just say he wasnt able to sense my obvious Sargasmic attitude"
Girl 2: "lets just say he wasnt able to sense my obvious Sargasmic attitude"
by DaddyLowdr December 11, 2016