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not ruddy likely

1. highly improbable
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY
"Girlpearl! Was that self-published book a #1 New York Times bestseller??!"
"Not ruddy likely."
by LAWarachnid May 24, 2022
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matthew ruddy

A sexy guy with an attitude of not caring about anyone nd girls seem to love him
EX. Matthew Ruddy is such an asshole but he's really attractive
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ruddi

A ruddi is half chav half skater, he/she would be a mix between the two, by the way they act and the clothing they wear.
"Easi, scott, you're turnin' in to a ruddi mate!"
by Abz_Da_Fit_1 July 8, 2005
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john ruddy

Hes a sweet but kindofa man hoe. We dated for a week and he was scared to hug me, i like his brother a lot more than him. Anyways little jerkhole who will do anything for pics, TRUST ME.
Tht was a real john ruddy move
by Rosary girls August 28, 2017
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ruddie

That girl is a Ruddie.
by WordSearch62 October 25, 2020
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Ruddie

Rudie is a very nice a girl and has a mean and a goofy side as well most likely a taurus

make sure you have a Ruddie in your life!
Rachel: omg she looks so sweet!
Sabrynna: shes also mean and goofy
Rachel: whats her name?
Sabrynna: idk
Rachel: it must be Ruddie
by Sabrynna October 20, 2021
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Ruddy

Ruddy monie is a typical upper boy, don't joke with big buts and boobs,keep your good characters,if you don't have buts and big bobs your character don't counts.
This dude like child abuse and sexual violence.
O M G ruddy is a beast,after 10 rounds he was still vibrant and needed more
Ruddy

As a lady the best ruddy you need is hotter and faster than vibrator

Can you believe that ruddy fingered for 8hours and was still looking for more wet pussy??

Be with ruddy to enhance your sexual and emotional life as a Lady.
by Ruddy moni November 26, 2021
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