Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin

A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!

My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!

by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022

kick router

When someone turns off their internet connection to escape having to deal a situation in an online videogame

YO TOM FUCKIN KICKED ROUTER ROGHT WHEN HE WAS BOUTTA DIE, WHAT A BITCH!
Jimmy don't kick router just because you're loosing

by Better call jesus christ December 27, 2022

Router

A bad bitch

"Oh you see that girl over there."
"Yeah bro that's Router"

by routz January 01, 2025

routerness

the estimated range of a wireless router

Without the any obstructions, the routerness is about 300 yards.

by Colynn May 10, 2008

routerized

Having an IP that starts out as if you are routered, when you have a direct connection.

I can not use that program because my computer is routerized

by PepperED December 10, 2006

router gang

Another copy and pasted gucci gang meme

bout ta hit ya wit dat router gang

by SkRt GaNg May 24, 2018