vutch router

your grab your penis as a women has her fingers in her vagina as you both grasp each other’s arms an work the arm back an forth leading to an orgasm

like i an another partner were vutching the other night using the vutch router

by delberto June 15, 2011

Dutch Router

when you grab your penis and have someone work your arm as if they were jerking you off but they dont touch your penis

You wanna give me a dutch router?

by Bixer February 22, 2009

Vivo Router

The best router on the World of Games and Internet

Vivo Router

by Daniel176 May 25, 2021

kick router

When someone turns off their internet connection to escape having to deal a situation in an online videogame

YO TOM FUCKIN KICKED ROUTER ROGHT WHEN HE WAS BOUTTA DIE, WHAT A BITCH!
Jimmy don't kick router just because you're loosing

by Better call jesus christ December 26, 2022

The Roto-Rooter

An act of sexual perfection which requires 2 main ingredients in order to be successfully accomplished: A coil spring mattress and a gassy male counterpart. The man will be on the bottom, and while the woman rides with delight, he cuts a loud, gut-wrenching fart, which is then amplified by the coil spring mattress to send vibrations through his shaft so that she feels it in her bones, thereby enhancing her pleasure and overall sexual experience. It is also acceptable for both parties to laugh uncontrollably upon completion.

Jim: So Becky and I went and had Mexican for dinner last night, then we went home to screw.
Brad: Dude, sounds like all the ingredients for a Roto-Rooter! Did you give her one?
Jim: Hell yeah I did, we laughed our asses off, too. I ripped one and it shook the whole bed. She loves the Roto-Rooter.

by Jon the American June 13, 2021

Peter Rooter

It's who to call when you're "tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea".

From an early Cheech & Chong routine.

"Tired of the steady drip...drip...drip of gonorrhea? Call Peter Rooter..."

by Mr70Homers June 6, 2023

Yaqub Route

A play in baseball where a player takes a bad route in the outfield, especially in right field.

Examples: Running inwards when the ball is clearly over the head; Running in the wrong direction of where the ball is hit; Getting a bad read of the baseball; etc.

Named after the infamous right fielder and a Chipotle enthusiast, Zach Yaqub.

Ben: Did u see Marcell Ozuna’s route to the ball?

Liam: That’s the classic Yaqub route.

Ben: yea fo sho.

by King Mufasa 6 April 25, 2022