Did you see those fools in Ft. Wayne who Romney'd the four kids to their hood?
My dog would shit on the roof too if I romney'd his crate to the roof of my car.
My dog would shit on the roof too if I romney'd his crate to the roof of my car.
by jwfromnj October 21, 2012
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by Chilz0r June 22, 2006
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I think we should just kill all of the crack babies and welfare queens....... Mitt Romney 2012
I wish my parents were dead...... Mitt Romney 2012
I wish my parents were dead...... Mitt Romney 2012
by werstonmutterson December 12, 2012
Get the Mitt Romney 2012 mug."The three and a half hour in which a grown man running for president can change his deeply held conviction to its opposite."
Based on Jon Stewart's criticism that Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney changed his opinion on a contraception bill within 3.5 hours.
Based on Jon Stewart's criticism that Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney changed his opinion on a contraception bill within 3.5 hours.
by nirvana4lf May 30, 2012
Get the Romney mug.An alien from the planet Purrrfetion. Came to Earth possing as a human child in mexico. Mittens was now Mitt Romney. There was one plan for Mitt, to take over the world so that his people can enslave humanity.
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Mitt is running a campain to become president of the united states. He takes money from billionaires and promises to let them rape and plunder the country if he wins. Little do they know, but right now behind the moon is an army of cat people ships ready to enslave us all. Will we be Enslaved, or will we unite with our leader President Obama?
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Mitt is running a campain to become president of the united states. He takes money from billionaires and promises to let them rape and plunder the country if he wins. Little do they know, but right now behind the moon is an army of cat people ships ready to enslave us all. Will we be Enslaved, or will we unite with our leader President Obama?
"Hey, I heard that Mitt Romney's Real name is Mittens Romney!"
"Really, How funny. Do you think he keeps a giant ball of yarn next to his bed?"
"Really, How funny. Do you think he keeps a giant ball of yarn next to his bed?"
by Pro-Human-anti Mittens October 16, 2012
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1) Sexual intercourse wherein one's partner becomes highly self conscious and overly accommodating often resulting in heavy perspiration and multiple position changes usually preceding an anti-climatic finish. Phrases such as "Is this okay with you?" or "am I doing ok, would you like to try something different?" are symptomatic of this condition.
2) The residual transfer of synthetic tanning solution from one partner to another, also known as "the Romney hickey."
1) Sexual intercourse wherein one's partner becomes highly self conscious and overly accommodating often resulting in heavy perspiration and multiple position changes usually preceding an anti-climatic finish. Phrases such as "Is this okay with you?" or "am I doing ok, would you like to try something different?" are symptomatic of this condition.
2) The residual transfer of synthetic tanning solution from one partner to another, also known as "the Romney hickey."
Todd was excited to attempt the 'flying lotus' position he learned in the kama sutra but it quickly turned into 'The Mitt Romney' after he sweated all over me, slipped off the kitchen counter and twisted his ankle.
by the sunless tanner September 12, 2011
Get the The Mitt Romney mug.Shape-shifting, cream-cheese LDS hustler with a spray-on tan. Currently seeking the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination. A fiscal conservative's dream, which is to say malleable and not-too-bright, but can be counted on to look after the interests of the very rich and to never raise their taxes (see George W. Bush). Republican-leaning women will vote for Mitt based on his looks alone. If he is nominated, will probably be our next president due to the sheer stupidity of the typical American voter (see George W. Bush). Will also hammer gay people to assure the Bible-beaters and red-faced Southern haters that he worries about what consenting adults do in bed just as much as they do.
"I'm Mitt, I'm shit"
"Mitt Romney has changed positions more times than a Stretch Armstrong doll"
"If elected, Mitt Romney promises to give everyone in America their own planet to live on after they die!"
"Mitt Romney has changed positions more times than a Stretch Armstrong doll"
"If elected, Mitt Romney promises to give everyone in America their own planet to live on after they die!"
by Chatty Chrissy January 29, 2008
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