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Ray Riced

A female gets out of line and gets punched in the face, knocking her unconscious
That bitch talked back, so I Ray Riced her.
by gotem2135 September 8, 2014
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ricer

(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt)

A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):

- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself
- Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire
- Clear tail lights and corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine)
- Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case.

The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles.
Honda Civics with big spoilers and 4" exhaust tips are considered to be ricers.
by ricecop04 March 15, 2004
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ricer

A slow car with excessive cosmetic upgrades.
Rob Torre and Keith Bruni drive ricers.
by pd2 January 27, 2007
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fanny rice

Fanny rice often known as pussy rice is when a female wipes after urinating leaving a residue of wet rolled up toilet paper in the crevices of her vagina strongly resembling grains of white rice...
Damn, I licked a girl out last night, wish she'd washed first, got Fanny rice stuck in my teeth
by Happy flappy bird April 14, 2017
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Ricemobile

When a person goes out and buys a Honda Civic or any other "Street Racing Cars" (See Rice and Ricer) and they add modifications that boost Horsepower.

Many Add-ons include:

* Massive Spoilers BOLTED to the TRUNK of their Front Wheel Drive Vehicle.
* Maxwell House Flavor Seal Coffee Can Mufflers.
* 5 Gears of pure speeds and racing, Including a Stock Engine, complete with up to 4 cylinders.
* Insane Bodykits that have no benefit towards their car.
* 17"+ rims that make their tires scrape up against the wheel well every time the road surface changes slope.
* A Line of Stickers/Decals of products installed in the car. Which allows an excellent checklist for any Theif who spots it.
* Huge Tac that goes up to 10,000 RPMS... when the car redlines at 6,000.
* A Nice Shiftlight, not that they use it anyway.

Ways to tell if you drive a Ricemobile:

* You feel that every red light you stop at, signals a drag race with ANY Vehicle around you. (Including Mustangs and Corvettes)
* You Drive like you are in the movie "The Fast and the Furious"
* You feel the need to redline every gear, for top performance.
* You feel an urge to rev the engine very loudly in the transition of gears, while the clutch is pressed in.
* You think everyone loves how you drive.
* You Feel that the Speed Limit is Optional.
* When you are confronted by the man who drives that nice Shelby GT, You come up with a line of excuses on why he left you in the dust.
Ricemobile #120394: *Brraaappp Brrrappp* Come on lets race!

Mustang Driver: "Sorry, I Don't mow my lawn, this late at night."
by TheGasMaskGuy March 5, 2008
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Ricegum

Being an extreme cunt which no one likes
He's a ricegum
by Fúkkmilive May 7, 2018
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Reince Priebus

When a dog obsessively & repetitively licks the private parts of another dog. The act is almost always followed by an intense period of panting by the "Reincer" - the dog doing the licking. The "Priebus" (referring to the recipient dog's licked private parts) should appear red & irritated. Both dogs should be shamed equally.
Our Pug suffered a mild stroke after he gave our Frenchie a 3 day, nonstop Reince Priebus.
by LTaylorT October 18, 2016
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