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Cash register honest

A common way of saying that one is honest with other people as with thyne self. Another spin on said phrase in that you are always correct and true in your said honesty. The phrase has been seeming to spread like wild fire or a flaming case of herpes at A.A. meetings. One tool says this stupid phrase and everyone starts saying it, like the mother fucker just started some new fad and everyone was to get on the bandwagon.
Tool 1 : Since I've been coming here I have learned to become more honest, you know cash register honest. Now just your normal basic honest will no longer due.

Tool 2 : Amen to that, I feel the same way.

Dude : What the fuck does cash register honest even mean, you two are fuckin retarted.
by TV CAR March 25, 2010
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Registering Voters

A phrase used as a synonym for "Getting drunk and sleeping with numerous women"

(As popularized by internet legend Tucker Max)
Wife: Why were you out so late last night?
Husband: Oh, I was just out registering voters, dear. Nothing to worry about!
by Aylon January 11, 2008
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Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.
This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"
by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016
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Registered Deck Offender

Someone who is known for making card decks that are intended for trolling.
Person A: Why does Person C keep freezing my warriors?
Person B: Because Person C is a registered deck offender.
by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019
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reisterstown

Looking around you realize you are surrounded by crackheads. Upon further review, you yourself are indeed a crackhead. Thus Reisterstown
-Hey Ernest, do you wanna go to the starlight bar?
-No, they have shitty bands play there.
-Yeah But where else besides reisterstown can we smoke crack in the bathroom!
-Ok!

Let me ask you? How do you feel about crack pipes?
-I'm for em!
by Abrahams November 1, 2006
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Registered Pussy

Someone who is too scared to do a task and acknowledges this.
John is a Registered Pussy when it comes to heights so we couldn't go to the mountains.
by MooseBooce July 10, 2016
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registered

1. A person who fits the stereotypical look of a registered sex offender
2. Someone who is known to take advantage of women.
1. Look at that guy...he's definitely registered.
2. That guy tries to get all these girls drunk, he should be registered.
by FauxBeez February 6, 2006
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