A Quarf occures is when a man's is masturbating and beings to make a slimy sound. Mostley happens when he hasnt cleaned off the seemen from the previous masturbation, also known as a Fish Dick (Smelly Dick) which is simalar to Fish Taco (smelly vagina) for women.
bill: man, stop jacking off!!
joe: how can you tell im stroking softley
bill: well you dick keeps on Quarfing.
joe: how can you tell im stroking softley
bill: well you dick keeps on Quarfing.
by Legato V4V May 14, 2009
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Happens mostly during intercourse while the female is face down ass up.
Trapped air is released from the vagina while gas escapes the anal cavity.
Happens mostly during intercourse while the female is face down ass up.
Trapped air is released from the vagina while gas escapes the anal cavity.
Quarf: a simultaneous occurance of a fart and a queef
"Dude, I was drilling this girl from behind and she fucking quarfed in my face"
"Bitch fucking quarfed"
"this beer tastes like quarf"
"Pardon my quarf"
"Dude, I was drilling this girl from behind and she fucking quarfed in my face"
"Bitch fucking quarfed"
"this beer tastes like quarf"
"Pardon my quarf"
by From experience October 12, 2016
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