Gooch quarf

When a man farts from his gooch.

Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells

by Poon dragon September 12, 2016

blood quarf

During a womans period. A fart and queef combined where each is followed by drips of blood

"look at the stains on the front and back of her jeans, she definatly blood quarfed!!"

by Andy Zavs March 31, 2010

arf quarf

Quarf produced by a member of the canine family.

My dog keeps leaving these arf quarf stains all over my carpet. It's enough to make me want to quarf.

by Jesus Crosby-Lindner November 10, 2007

Quarancheating

The action taken when people do whatever they want when strict isolation and quarantining is called for.

After visiting multiple indoor bars and a restaurant they visited their grandparents, increasing the number of people quarancheating.

by Esperanto July 11, 2020

Quamfy

The feeling of investing early in Quant Network.

I feel quamfy with my buys.

by Overledger June 7, 2019

Quarantard

A person who is unnecessarily afraid during the covid pandemic. Hoarding items and afraid of everything.

Did you see how much TP Giovanna bought? She's such a quarantard.

by eyekey March 31, 2020

Quarando

To kill oneself, usually by blowing one's brains out.

Don't Quarando yourself, FT!

by M-Pony July 30, 2007