Quarfnock 

penicular Flatulence. similar to the female quif. but originates from the penis or groin area.

(fart noise) "dude you just quarfnocked"

Quarfnock by Jackson8 March 10, 2009

quarancock 

When you have potential exposure to an infectious virus and you go into 14 day quarantine where all you do is sit and home and rub the skin off your cock

Bro it's been 10 days and I have the worst case of quarancock! Can you pick me up some vaseline and leave it on my door step?

quarancock by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020

Quaznock 

A realm that includes not just all universes, both real and fictional, but also includes anything described by anyone in the past, present, or future. For instance, if someone declares themselves to the the ruler of the Quaznock, another person cannot claim to rule an infinite number of quaznocks, because the Quaznock already includes an infinite number of quaznocks. The Quaznock includes, just to name a few things, the Multiverse; every possible version of every possible reality; every impossible version of every impossible reality; the entire universe; an infinite number of universes; an infinite number of infinite universes; an infinite number of infinite universes multiplied by infinity; everything you can possibly imagine in the past, present, or future; everything you can't possibly imagine; and anything that has not been named in this definition.

I am Absolute Supreme Ruler of the Quaznock. I would say there is nothing outside my rule, except 'nothing' is another thing I rule over.

Quaznock by Akmon Ra June 5, 2018