Moon Pushups

Gloating about intercourse one had the night before, specifically when talking about missionary position.

We went to dinner, got a lil buzzed, went to her place, got a lil krunk, did some moon pushups...oh yeah buddy, a very physical evening.

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bobby brown pushups

to recieve fellatio whilst on top of your partner

' I put my nuts by your chin so when you look up / I be on top of you doing Bobby Brown pushups '

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Pushups that a male will perform prier to having sex. The main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having sex.

Chris: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."

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laying face down, to push up and lower one's body rythmically, using just the erect penis

the keeper, looking ashen faced, shouted "Trevor, forget those penis pushups, get out of that cage NOW, the gorilla's coming."

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The act of a skanky bitch sucking dirty dick in a manner in which she is the peon and you are the ranking seargent

Bitch get down there and give me 25 face pushups

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Its when you fuckin, sit down flat on the ground, and you let your turd, lift you up, off the ground

He was so tall I had to do turd pushups just to see over him

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Pushups with a sexual nature to them.

-Last night I had a serious workout with Jenny...we did 20 reps of love-pushups!

love-pushups by Jacobian October 24, 2006

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