by Lyniz February 4, 2021
Get the puntangina Ukyo mug.Any dog that is small enough to be drop kicked like you're punting an american football.
Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.
Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.
Dude, why are you walking funny and paying for all of your girlfriend's stuff.
Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.
Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.
by qwerty1 August 3, 2009
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Craig: "The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work."
Polt: (laughing) "Holy shit! That was puntabulous!"
Polt: (laughing) "Holy shit! That was puntabulous!"
by dave491 December 9, 2008
Get the puntabulous mug.Noun. A spoken stock phrase or phrases uttered by a sports commentator or sportsperson in order to fill broadcast airtime rather than to illuminate the viewer/listener with useful facts or analysis; particularly prevalent in UK soccer commentary. Puntabanta is frequently obvious, redundant, tautological, absurdist, or a combination of these.
"At the end of the day, at this level, it's a game of two halves."
"Certainly if they had scored more goals there is every chance they could have won."
Puntabanta like this devalues the language and pollutes the intellect.
"Certainly if they had scored more goals there is every chance they could have won."
Puntabanta like this devalues the language and pollutes the intellect.
by Hugo Baron July 2, 2006
Get the puntabanta mug.1: Spanish for a jack off; money shot; cumshot; to shoot jizz.
2: Complimentary peanuts found in a Bar/Saloon to subside hunger while getting drunk. Most of the time, the peanut shells are preferred to be thrown on the floor after you eat the inside.
2: Complimentary peanuts found in a Bar/Saloon to subside hunger while getting drunk. Most of the time, the peanut shells are preferred to be thrown on the floor after you eat the inside.
1: Calmate pinche punieta! (chill out f*cking jack off!)
2: Does Lou's Saloon have punietas? I hate to drink on an empty stomach!
2: Does Lou's Saloon have punietas? I hate to drink on an empty stomach!
by CrpChristiDJ June 29, 2011
Get the Punieta mug."I pulled down her panties and there was a to-scale re-creation of the Great Pyramid of Giza...it was pubetastic."
by MrFantasy August 18, 2009
Get the pubetastic mug.I just watched "Jersey Shore." Now I despair for the human race. As far as the eye can see, nothing but puketards.
by Maxhole July 15, 2011
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