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Protocol Zero

Used to describe when a server destroys all non-essential data in order to prevent an intruder from accessing information deemed volatile to its users (credit card numbers, social security numbers, passwords). Emails generally aren't on the list because a server would need a way to re-establish communication with the end-user.

Origin: South Park, when Skankhunt42 destroys all evidence of his trolling
by JMC43 December 6, 2017
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Proto

You a real proto
by Flowriderman June 28, 2018
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protocrasher

A nickname for an exploit called protosmasher. It got it's nickname after the exploit went trough a period where it would have constant crashes, late updates and injection issues causing it to get the nickname protocrasher.
Jimmy: Hey i got protosmasher
Dave: Eww you got protocrasher you know it sucks?
by iszaar October 28, 2019
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Proto-simp

A man who is desperate and obsessed for women even if they are a bad person or after they have already expressed their disinterest in him. However, unlike a simp, he wont do everything for her.

Example 1: a simp will buy a $3000 dollar ring to appease his crush.

However protosimp wants to appease his crush, but realizes $3000 is kind of a stupid amount of money. He opts for a $200 ring instead.

Example 2: A simp is submissive and obsesses over a girl even after she treats him like dirt or keeps telling him she isn’t interested. He will buy her Dunkins everyday with his own money and she won’t even say thanks.

A protosimp is still stupidly obsessed with his crush, however, he understands buying his crush Dunkins everyday with his own money isn’t really worth the time—unless his crush provided him with money he may decide to pick it up for her.
Joel is a proto-simp.”
“PROTOSIMP” -William
“PROTOSIMP” -Cohl
“PROTOSIMP”-Yosiah
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protocol 3

Boys are crying when they hear that.
BT-7274 : Protocol 3 : Protect the pilot
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Protogen

A risingly popular Furry species which looks like a cyborg dragon without wings. According to winnie on Furry Amino, "Protogens were all born alongside each other, have similar markings and fur colours, and they all have names based on different coding languages."

Source: aminoapps.com/page/furry-amino/1744903/protogen-fursona-species-info
Steven: "Hey, what species is your fursona?"
Ryan: "It's a Protogen."
by Káz Namano July 23, 2017
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urinal protocol

The unwritten, unmentioned male code of conduct strictly governing behaviour in a public restroom.

Urinal protocol dicktates (pardon the pun) that every male must make due effort to accommodate a buffer urinal if possible. In situations when a buffer urinal is not possible, the pissor must engage in mindless, inane, random conversation with his fellow piss-ees- a phenomenon known as urinal talk. The highest rule of urinal protocol governs eye contact. Eyes must remain straight ahead in a zombie-like stare, and finish with only a brief glance downward (at your putz) during the final shake. While a brief glance at the face of a fellow piss-ee is an acceptable part of urinal talk, a 30 second jaw-agape stare at his dong is un-cool. Similarly, while placing a hand on the wall above the urinal to steady one's self is acceptable (especially when drunk), placing one's hand on another's sholder is not too cool. Urinal talk must never lead to the pissor urinating on the shoes of the piss-ee.

Urinal protocol evolved as a means to deal with urinal anxiety (also referred to as being pee shy) and it's corresponding eccentric behaviour. Restroom owners may erect (pardon the pun) a shame shield as a method of dealing with urinal anxiety and encourage compliance with the time-tested "urinal protocol".
Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He was standing at the trough staring at the black guy's dick.
by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005
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