procrastinist

To wait until Friday to do all your work.

John is a procrastinist.

by jrsss June 11, 2006

procrastinesting

The art of dodging important work related things by doing housekeeping tasks at your desk.

I know I needed to complete my TPS report, but I was so unmotivated to do it that I began procrastinesting by sorting my paperclips by size.

by greygirl December 22, 2005

Procrastitastic

Adjective: Someone who puts everything off to the very last minute

Alice missed first period to write the paper assigned 3 week ago, due today second period, she is so procrastitastic

by Bayz March 17, 2010

Procrastimosis

Definition by Ethymology: Procrastination and Osmosis

When a student procrastinates until the night before, falls asleep head first on his or her books. Waking up the next morning and hoping that the material used osmosis to get from the book to their brain.

Also can be called the "book 2 brain" method.

Joe fell asleep during his late night cram session. Woke up having not learned a thing though wished he learned through procrastimosis.

by G-Walt February 24, 2011

Procrastinastian

a religion that is based on the principle of procrastinating.

Say you believe in procrastinating as much as possible with school work. You could be considered a Procrastinastian.

by Pimpin' D November 2, 2004

procrastinistic

a word to describe your mood when you feel like procrastinating.

I have so much to do, but I feel procrastinistic.

by Mel671 March 28, 2009

procrastiponging

Playing beer pong or any other type of pong instead of doing something you probably should be doing

I didn't feel like writing my paper so I grabbed a cup and started procrastiponging

by The Fuckin Real Nasty Matt October 28, 2010