procrastipost

Posting on forms of social media in order to procrastinate studying or assignments or any other important tasks.

"Why are yo spamming this Facebook group"
"I have an assignment due so I am procrastiposting"

by tessaurs October 23, 2013

procrastinistic

Characterized by procrastination

John is so incredibly procrastinistic; he waited until the end of the semester to turn in any of his assignments.

by The Jugular Juggler March 10, 2017

procrastostalking

Procrastinating on a major assignment by stalking your friends/acquaintances/acquaintances of acquaintances/nephews of acquaintances of acquaintances on Facebook.

Person 1: Hey, I saw that link you posted on Steve's cousin's girlfriend's wall back in 2006! Hilarious!
Person 2: ...okay?
Person 1: It's cool, man, I was procrastostalking.

Person 1: UGH I'M NEVER GONNA FINISH THIS PAPER....also did you see Jeff's profile pic from middle school? What a jerk hahahahaha
Person 2: Maybe you should stop procrastostalking and actually do some work.

by 5pagepaperduetomorrow October 16, 2010

procrastinist

One who is known to procrastinate

That terrible procrastinist Tom rarely does his homework before the very period when they are due.

by The Jugular Juggler March 24, 2017

Procrastipation

Well, we can all be guilty of procrastinating when it comes to tasks of difficulty or importance.
But this little double whammy really takes the cake. It is for that person who prides themselves
on "really" putting things off, if you know what I mean!! The severely lazy and constipated person who
not only "can't" shit but absolutely refuses to do anything about it..They can usually be spotted by their
somewhat brownish/green complexion and more often than not thrive in the non-productivity of his/her bowel actions.

The eternal procrastination of constipation.

Leeroy was suffering from severe procrastipation.

Brian was procrastipated to the point of madness.

by Burgerboy March 6, 2007

Procrastipartner

A book, notes, or other study material that sits willingly and faithfully by your side the day before the exam while you procrastinate surfing the web or watching television.

Dude, I didn't get any studying done. Damn procrastipartner.

by David Hawaii May 22, 2007

Procrastistudy

When you say you're going to study all day for an upcoming test but most likely you study while listening to OFWGKTA or take long breaks from studying and eat cheez nips.

Guy: How did the AP Government studying go kid

Kid: I dunna know Guy I procrastistudy the whole damn day I hope I don't put down Free Earl as an example of political activism.

by Babysnatcha May 27, 2011