Procrastinating on a major assignment by stalking your friends/acquaintances/acquaintances of acquaintances/nephews of acquaintances of acquaintances on Facebook.
Person 1: Hey, I saw that link you posted on Steve's cousin's girlfriend's wall back in 2006! Hilarious!
Person 2: ...okay?
Person 1: It's cool, man, I was procrastostalking.
Person 1: UGH I'M NEVER GONNA FINISH THIS PAPER....also did you see Jeff's profile pic from middle school? What a jerk hahahahaha
Person 2: Maybe you should stop procrastostalking and actually do some work.
Well, we can all be guilty of procrastinating when it comes to tasks of difficulty or importance.
But this little double whammy really takes the cake. It is for that person who prides themselves
on "really" putting things off, if you know what I mean!! The severely lazy and constipated person who
not only "can't" shit but absolutely refuses to do anything about it..They can usually be spotted by their
somewhat brownish/green complexion and more often than not thrive in the non-productivity of his/her bowel actions.
A book, notes, or other study material that sits willingly and faithfully by your side the day before the exam while you procrastinate surfing the web or watching television.
When you say you're going to study all day for an upcoming test but most likely you study while listening to OFWGKTA or take long breaks from studying and eat cheez nips.