periods. when you wake up in the morning and think eww whats this in my pants oh i know i will get a nice clean pair of pants on, it will just be my discharge. you go to the bathroom to find out that your life has just been ruined. a big red patch of gloopy blood in your pants and all up you. delightful.
period." oh shit i have started my first period" i wonderd why i broke that chair in a rage yesterday night.
by lilly- mea February 6, 2008
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If you haven't done homework for a class, you will have it first period without fail
Guy 1: Ah fuck dude, English first... of course I didn't write my essay.
Guy 2: Well yeah dude, murphy's law of first period
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