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Procrastistudy 

When you say you're going to study all day for an upcoming test but most likely you study while listening to OFWGKTA or take long breaks from studying and eat cheez nips.
Guy: How did the AP Government studying go kid

Kid: I dunna know Guy I procrastistudy the whole damn day I hope I don't put down Free Earl as an example of political activism.
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Procrastistudy 

Procrastistudy (verb): To procrastinate studying for one final by studying for another.
I procrastistudied for my property final when my torts final is in 4 days. I know more about fee simple absolutes than affirmative acts right now! To live is to procrastistudy. I procrastistudy, therefore I am.
Procrastistudy by TerraNova December 4, 2014

procrastistudying 

1. Fucking around on the internet instead of writing a paper, studying for a test etc.
Instead of writing my research paper for history i was procrastistudying on facebook.
procrastistudying by Tom Chodesino February 26, 2008

procrastitidy 

To put off work by tidying your room/house. Extreme forms include removing the furniture to vacuum underneath and cleaning the oven.
After having procrastitidy for at least two hours Wayne finally settled down to do some work.
procrastitidy by sternboller September 16, 2012

Procrastastudying

The pursuit of pointless facts in order to avoid learning more boring but relevant information
I should have been learning about electrical safety but instead I did some procrastastudying on the phytonutrients of plankton

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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