Procrastistudy 

When you say you're going to study all day for an upcoming test but most likely you study while listening to OFWGKTA or take long breaks from studying and eat cheez nips.

Guy: How did the AP Government studying go kid

Kid: I dunna know Guy I procrastistudy the whole damn day I hope I don't put down Free Earl as an example of political activism.

Procrastistudy by Babysnatcha May 27, 2011

Procrastistudy 

Procrastistudy (verb): To procrastinate studying for one final by studying for another.

I procrastistudied for my property final when my torts final is in 4 days. I know more about fee simple absolutes than affirmative acts right now! To live is to procrastistudy. I procrastistudy, therefore I am.

Procrastistudy by TerraNova December 4, 2014

procrastistudying 

1. Fucking around on the internet instead of writing a paper, studying for a test etc.

Instead of writing my research paper for history i was procrastistudying on facebook.

procrastistudying by Tom Chodesino February 26, 2008

procrastitidy 

To put off work by tidying your room/house. Extreme forms include removing the furniture to vacuum underneath and cleaning the oven.

After having procrastitidy for at least two hours Wayne finally settled down to do some work.

procrastitidy by sternboller September 16, 2012

Procrastastudying

The pursuit of pointless facts in order to avoid learning more boring but relevant information

I should have been learning about electrical safety but instead I did some procrastastudying on the phytonutrients of plankton

Procrastastudying by Basedexcess May 2, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022