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Procrastistudy 

When you say you're going to study all day for an upcoming test but most likely you study while listening to OFWGKTA or take long breaks from studying and eat cheez nips.
Guy: How did the AP Government studying go kid

Kid: I dunna know Guy I procrastistudy the whole damn day I hope I don't put down Free Earl as an example of political activism.
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Procrastistudy 

Procrastistudy (verb): To procrastinate studying for one final by studying for another.
I procrastistudied for my property final when my torts final is in 4 days. I know more about fee simple absolutes than affirmative acts right now! To live is to procrastistudy. I procrastistudy, therefore I am.
Procrastistudy by TerraNova December 4, 2014

procrastistudying 

1. Fucking around on the internet instead of writing a paper, studying for a test etc.
Instead of writing my research paper for history i was procrastistudying on facebook.
procrastistudying by Tom Chodesino February 26, 2008

procrastitidy 

To put off work by tidying your room/house. Extreme forms include removing the furniture to vacuum underneath and cleaning the oven.
After having procrastitidy for at least two hours Wayne finally settled down to do some work.
procrastitidy by sternboller September 16, 2012

Procrastastudying

The pursuit of pointless facts in order to avoid learning more boring but relevant information
I should have been learning about electrical safety but instead I did some procrastastudying on the phytonutrients of plankton
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026