pretard

A child in the womb of an obviously screwed up girl or knowing a soon to be dad is a fuck-up.

Jose: Look at that pregnant chola.

Pedro: I know, Carlos is the father.

Jose: That kid is a pretard.

by dennyher October 11, 2009

pretard

Opposite of a physically retarded person. Seems older than he is.

- This guy looks pretty old.
- Yeah, but he's only 20. He's a pretard.

by gymschadau May 3, 2010

Pretard

n. A term used to declare Either:
1.) Someone beyond retarded, obviously a devolved/primal retard.
2.) Someone of a pre-school intellect
3.) Someone more retarded than a mongoloid child.

'Man, you are such a pretard.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

pretard

The moment just before you become a full blown retard.

When you thought that thought, you became a pretard. Thus becoming a postard.

by Kitkatlady August 27, 2014

Pretard

Somebody who is retarded, but had not yet been medically diagnosed

We always knew something was wrong with Alec, turns out he was just pretarded.

by FlatZ April 10, 2015

Pretard

Borderline retard with A hint of idiot

Omg he's such a pretard

by the ulitimate insulter December 1, 2016

pretarded

When someone is well on their way to becoming retarded.

Dominic is pretarded.

by MonkeyBone67 June 16, 2018