pretard

The moment just before you become a full blown retard.

When you thought that thought, you became a pretard. Thus becoming a postard.

by Kitkatlady August 27, 2014

pretarded

the act of being a pretard

"this guy is fucking pretarded"

by witikope November 22, 2024

pretard

A person before becoming a full blown retard.

Example: “Hey, Dan seems like a pretard, he’s starting to say some pretty dumb shit.”

by Knucklemania July 7, 2023

Pretarded

the knowledge or the knowing that actions today will lead to stupitity tomorrow

You are pretarded

This better not be pretarded

by The Shenanigizer December 12, 2024

Pretard

Borderline retard with A hint of idiot

Omg he's such a pretard

by the ulitimate insulter December 1, 2016

Pretard

Somebody who is retarded, but had not yet been medically diagnosed

We always knew something was wrong with Alec, turns out he was just pretarded.

by FlatZ April 10, 2015

Pretard

Pretard: Someone who pretends a special needs condition, such as dyslexia, when losing an argument on social media, in order to get back from something stupid, boorish or illegal they might have said.

That Andy Bateson is a proper pretard, he pretended the reason he'd said the N-word was because of his tourettes, which he doesn't have!

by Rudders1511 August 18, 2018