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porntongue

noun

The thrusting of one's tongue in a matter not unlike what can be seen in typical pornography. The tongue is stiffened and is used quite excessively and with no rhyme or reason. Sometimes the head of the giver may move back and forth or up and down to accentuate the "passion." Rarer still is the little-known but not completely unseen circular pivot. Generally the person providing is extremely into the act, while the receiver is absolutely disgusted.

There are some cases in which a person who is an otherwise excellent kisser will get too caught up in the moment during sex and suddenly slip their partner the porntongue. This just plain sucks.
"Man, she slipped me the porntongue yesterday and I malfunctioned."

"Listen John, your porntongue is disgusting and I am leaving you."
by Me I am here lol! March 25, 2009
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pornithosis

a state of the mind getting dull after a prolonged watching of blue films.
A chronic addict of porn films, it is but natural of him to grinch about pornithosis all the while.
by uttam maharjan February 1, 2010
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Porntoon

/Porntoon/ (pôrn-to͞on)

noun
A pornographic cartoon. Much like Hentai (henˈtī) but in a broader sense of the word -- not restricted to Japanese style artwork only. A cartoon that involves overtly sexualized characters and sexually explicit images. Porntoon is usually accompanied by self-gratification through masturbation or other sexual acts of pleasure.
"Want to watch some adult cartoons?" "You mean porntoon?"
If you browse the internet long enough, you'll encounter porntoon.
by NinjaSushi2 September 9, 2015
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Pornite

"Have you seen the recent pornite photos?"
by FortntieAddict April 26, 2021
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pornitute

a word that means a porn star prostitute made by autumn youdes.
you are a pornitute
by yoursexymofomother August 16, 2009
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PornStoreStiffi

a wanker who is also a HOMO
fuck off PornStoreStiffi your a HOMO
by |maxim| August 19, 2003
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Pornicorn

A sex act that certainly or probably exists but is very difficult to find in pornography on or offline.
Gay male little people having sex on film or in photographs readily available on the internet would be considered a pornicorn.
by kcer4ever July 14, 2011
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