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pootang clan 

24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized

They Live By These Few Simple Rules

1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love

(see also 'Pootang Invasion')
'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'
pootang clan by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007
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polyandry 

/noun/ -- the state in which a woman is legally married to multiple husbands
polyandry by Anonymous October 17, 2003
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poonany pie 

A sex feast consisting of the best pussy you've ever had the pleasure to smash, lick, munch, eat, pile drive, bone, make love to, etc.
"Man, I just boned the tightest, wettest poonany pie last night!"
"That there poonany pie is some GOOD pie."

pootang pie

In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.
pootang pie by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004
The vagina of a dwarf.
I went to the circus to scope out the poonano...
poonano by pgg February 25, 2009

Pooganis 

A turd so powerful and big that you are sure it is going to make a huge splash, but instead it enters the water smoothly and makes almost no splash, just like an Olympics diver.
I just left a great pooganis in the toilet.
Pooganis by Stephen M. Jenkins March 26, 2011
A word used to describe a fwen that is unsure of what another relationship would do to him - good or bad
chanda: oops lol a silly fuckin poowan fell out my fanny
madu: *hehe* FORWARD THE FWEN BRIGADE
isaac: I have smegma
chanda: hello baby poowan
madu: fucking poowan
isaac: poowanhead
Poowan by Madu Wang December 22, 2019